Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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Just high enough for therapy.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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