And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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