with your own penis?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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