At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize