Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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