He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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