Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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