And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
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Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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