And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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