Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
This girl is more easily done than said...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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