So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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