Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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