Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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