He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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