Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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