she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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