ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words: eviction party
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
i believe in u and ur pee
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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