whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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