dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm jealous of your bromance
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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