My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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