escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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