We won't sleep together?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
