Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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