He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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