So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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