there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm getting married
To pizza
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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