I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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