I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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