I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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