No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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