I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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