Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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