Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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