okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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