I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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