When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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