dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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