all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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