i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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