I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I need water and some morals
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