just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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