Please, let me fuck your mom
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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