All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My vagina is officially offended.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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