she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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