so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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