I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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