One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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