This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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