Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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