WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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